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Fain link, multam.

"The minute a footballer becomes more important than the manager, your club is dead. The history of the club goes down the drain. I am the most important man at Manchester United. It has to be that way."

Asta cred ca e filosofia lui, si pe masura ce trece timpul, devine o dogma. Control absolut asupra tuturor si oricui. Dealtfel si conceptia mea despre cum se conduce un grup, o natie, o omenire: despotism si ordine absoluta.


27 Jan 2012, 16:33
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Cu placere

Inca ceva:
"It's a more fragile human being that I am dealing with today than 25 years ago. They are cocooned by modern ideas, modern parents, modern agents, and they are cocooned by their own image at times.
It's a different world for me, so I have to change myself to adapt to that. I have changed because of these things."


Si 3 scenarii:

1. Sir suteaza o gheata in capul lui Nani. Nani din reflex, simuleaza o accidentare grava. Dupa aceea, realizeaza ca e chiar grava si incepe sa planga. Sare intr-un picior pana acasa in Portugalia.

2. Sir suteaza o gheata in capul lui Rafael. Rafael face comotie si devine indisponibil intre 4 si 9 luni. Fabio simte si el comotia fratelui sau geaman si va lipsi intre 3 si 7 luni si el.

3. Sir suteaza o gheata in capul lui Vidic. Gheata se sparge. Vidic e trist ca nu curge sange.

:D :D :D

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27 Jan 2012, 18:31
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Sau Vidic doar s-a teleportat din trecut. 8-)

Dar Carrick?


27 Jan 2012, 18:40
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@roby: tare, sa-nnebuneasca marele matelot.


Cu Carriciu, un scenariu ar fi asta:
- Sefu', vreau sa plec la Barcelona, au aia nevoie de mine!
- Ramai aici, esti o piesa grea, putem castiga totul impreuna!


27 Jan 2012, 21:27
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Carrick este complet neascultator, dupa un meci fantastic la inchidere, cand MU conduce cu 8-0, in minutul 90 ia o minge pe cont propriu, trece printre toti, mai ales gratie lui Park (cel care alearga inaintea lui ca diavolul tasmanian si ii da pe toti la o parte, ca la fotbalul american) si da gol.
Sir suteaza o gheata in capul lui Carrick si il amendeaza cu salariul pe 2 luni pentru indisciplina crasa.

Sir suteaza o gheata in capul lui Mitica, care asteapta la margine sa intre in teren. Mitica se dezmeticeste brusc, privirea devine ceva mai putin confuza si isi da seama la ce poarta trebuie sa mearga pentru a intra in offside.

Sir suteaza o gheata spre DdG. Nu are nici o sansa, David sta intors in profil. Mai degraba nimereste o ata asezata vertical.

Sir suteaza o gheata spre capul lui Rooney. In apropierea acestuia, gheata se imbiba cu aburii de alcool si cade lata la pamant.


27 Jan 2012, 21:38
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Sorin wrote:
Sir suteaza o gheata spre capul lui Rooney. In apropierea acestuia, gheata se imbiba cu aburii de alcool si cade lata la pamant.


Completare: Rooney se trezeste si cere nota!

Tari alea cu Mitica si DdG! :lol:

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27 Jan 2012, 22:16
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Nu e la topic, dar posturile le mut - dupa ce terminam discutia - la "Funny staff". Acuma sunt subiectul principal pe forum si trebuie finalizat topicul.

- Sir suteaza o gheata spre Jones. Jones prinde gheata cu un reflex uluitor. Urmatorul meci, Jones e titular in poarta. O'Shea moare de ciuda ca Jones a jucat in 6 luni pe mai multe posturi decat el in 12 ani.

- Sir suteaza o gheata spre Scholes. Scholes preia si i-o trimite inapoi direct in capul lui Sir. Pour le connaisseurs.

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27 Jan 2012, 22:23
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@roby prea tare aia cu Jones si O'Shea :lol:

Urmeaza Chicharito si Valencia?? :D :D :D


28 Jan 2012, 00:18
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Ca fan declarat, ador sa zic despre Carriciu.

- Sir suteaza o gheata spre Carrick. Asta total bulversat, nu intelege ce cauta ghetele de fotbal la golf.
- Sir suteaza o gheata spre Carrick, asta o ia si o trimite la adversar. Obicei deprins pe teren.
- Sir suteaza o gheata spre Carrick, iar asta se fereste. Obicei deprins pe teren.
- Sir suteaza o gheata spre Carrick, asta face preluarea si o trimite in tribune. Obicei deprins pe teren.


- Sir trimite o gheata spre Chicharito, asta suteaza din prima, gheata ii vine in fata si dupa aia se duce in poarta.

- Sir trimite o gheata spre Evra, iar asta se plange c-a fost descriminat cu o gheata alba.

- Sir trimite o gheata spre LAV, iar asta i-o trimite mosului inapoi si il loveste fix in acelasi loc unde a fost lovit si el. E liniar din nastere.

L.E.: Hi hi, acu am vazut postarea lui Ray.


28 Jan 2012, 00:23
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Am si uitat de golul ala a lu Chicha :lol: :lol: :lol:


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